[witty title]

i have no life. only the internet and canada. {Kingdom Hearts. Disney. Homestuck. The Avengers. Harry Potter. Supernatural. Hetalia. Teen Wolf. Game of Thrones. Sherlock. Doctor Who. LGBTQ+. Feminism & Equality.}

lj : twitter

tyleroakley:

MATT SARACEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

  • TYPE YOUR NAME: zed-azrael
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: zed-azrael
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: zed-azrael
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: zdedc[zdfzde,.
  • SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: g

(via zuraun)

how naruto should end

  • naruto and sasuke finally meet up
  • naruto: how could you betray konoha sasuke how
  • sasuke: i didn't
  • sasuke: i was just kidding
  • sasuke: those are all actors
  • sasuke: those are all hidden cameras
  • sasuke: and you've just been punk'd
  • *Ashton Kutcher shows up*


beautilation
:

MITCH HEDBERG FOREVER.

(via theysayoftheacropolis)

dentechni:

Romania jammin’ out to Numa numa by O-ZONE.

(via skyebyrd)

Kingdom Hearts, the ENTIRE PLOT. ›

aradiapartyingalonewithcorpses:

mistyattackedyou:

mugetsuu:

THIS IS PERFECT

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love this <3333 

BRAIN IMPLODES

I mean, basically.

(via ichikun)

theworldisconfused:

I know he spends way more time talking about it than I spend thinking about it.

(via sgtbarnes)

(via rainwormwood)

Romney, Santorum, and Gingrich promise that if elected they will eliminate porn. ›

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

The top three Republican presidential candidates pledged a war on porn today which means that they have promised more action to ban porn than to create jobs.

The conservative group Morality In Media is head over heels today after all three top Republican candidates promised to go war against the distribution of porn. In a written statement, Rick Santorum said, “Federal obscenity laws should be vigorously enforced. If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so.” […]

texascheeseman:

Quote from Conan O’Brian’s monologue

“Obama has already won.”