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i have no life. only the internet and canada. {Kingdom Hearts. Disney. Homestuck. The Avengers. Harry Potter. Supernatural. Hetalia. Teen Wolf. Game of Thrones. Sherlock. Doctor Who. LGBTQ+. Feminism & Equality.}

lj : twitter

lastallianceofelvesandmen:

moyaofthemist:

saint-tibbles:

his gardener who will fuck you up

#sam may be like 3 feet tall but he has bigger balls than you do faramir #struttin into mordor like it’s nothin#ready to clobber aragorn with a goddamn candlestand

#no that was merry. sam was going to use his bare fucking hands

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#LMFAO  #Lord of the Rings  #LotR  
2 weeks ago on May 07, 2013 at 02:32pm with 30,005 notes
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#this is fuegs' fridge basically  #all we ever have are eggs eggs fUCKING EGGS  #Lord of the Rings  #LotR  #queue  
3 weeks ago on April 29, 2013 at 12:01pm with 1,693 notes
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faramircaptainofgondor:

dedicated to casey the assbutt [x]

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#/GROSS SOBBING  #Lord of the Rings  #LotR  #queue  
3 weeks ago on April 28, 2013 at 04:01pm with 1,172 notes
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“Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!”

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#Lord of the Rings  #LotR  #queue  
3 weeks ago on April 26, 2013 at 12:01pm with 14,172 notes
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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

toolofatook:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles

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#why must we play god  #Lord of the Rings  #LotR  #LOLOL  
1 month ago on April 14, 2013 at 12:52am with 48,825 notes
Via leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas

Soundtrack - The Breaking Of The Fellowship

oakenshieldses:

When the seas and mountains fall
And we come, to end of days
In the dark, I hear a call
Calling me there
I will go there
And back again

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#/GROSS SOBBING  #Lord of the Rings  #LotR  #music  #queue  
1 month ago on April 08, 2013 at 08:01pm with 4,662 notes
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“Don’t leave me here alone. Don’t go where I can’t follow.”

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#;^;  #Lord of the Rings  #LotR  
1 month ago on March 31, 2013 at 02:00am with 5,671 notes
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#Lord of the Rings  #LotR  #queue  
1 month ago on March 27, 2013 at 08:01pm with 4,254 notes
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#ABOUT ME  #FUCKING HELL  #Gollum  #Lord of the Rings  #LotR  
1 month ago on March 26, 2013 at 05:37pm with 197 notes
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fattybolger: 148km: snapesgrudge: snapesgrudge: medvezhka: snapesgrudge: mentethemage: the ultimate bff necklace  #and nine #nine were given to the race of Men #who above all else #desire pizza  #lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings #lord of the pizzas: return of the breadsticks  #one calzone to rule them all  #one does not simply walk into the low-cal calzone zone #they’re taking the hobbits to pizza hut

fattybolger:

148km:

snapesgrudge:

snapesgrudge:

medvezhka:

snapesgrudge:

mentethemage:

the ultimate bff necklace

 #and nine #nine were given to the race of Men #who above all else #desire pizza

 #lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings #lord of the pizzas: return of the breadsticks

 #one calzone to rule them all

 #one does not simply walk into the low-cal calzone zone

#they’re taking the hobbits to pizza hut

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#LMFAO  #jewelery  #pizza  #Lord of the Rings  #LotR  
1 month ago on March 24, 2013 at 09:46pm with 297,914 notes
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