SHIT JUST GOT REAL
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
I may or may not screamed aloud. I don’t care anymore. (x)
one of my favourite posts on tumblr
Hey, I feel like Jared has had a lot of practice since then because he’s definitely improved.
I thought I was in a bad mood
and then I saw this.
this can pretty much make everything better
HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS
Yes, yes, this makes everything better.
this vaguely comes across as giving young moon moon a bath
Do I look like a blogger with a plan?
How about a magic trick?
I’m gonna make this post disappear.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
You’ve got a little fight in ya. I like that in a blog.
We all just gonna ignore the background?
I DIDNT NOTICE IT
This post is just full of perfection.
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”