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Fandom: Rick Santorum

“Rick bent over and took off his pants. His 4.2 inch meager meat pole flopped about in the air like a wet noodle, with his balls bouncing like Michael Jordan was slapping them against the court. His asshole was like a brown vagina. It’s immense ridges and mountains were as large as Mount Everest, and ridges as deeps as the Mariana Trench.”

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   that imagery. noooo

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    …….OHMYGOD.

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    I’M SO WET RIGHT NOW

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    thank

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    The fact that I took a class on Planet Earth is doing wonders for my mental imagery. I’M OUT

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    Grand finale.

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